CASE FILE // 3.5"
GATO
ATE
TESLA.
A tiny orange suspect. A very expensive snack. The floppy survived. Mostly.
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01 / EVIDENCE LOCKER
Recovered from the scene.
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PROPERTY OF: THE INTERNET
THE LORE
They said the Roadster was untouchable.
Gato heard “lunch.”
No roadmap. No corporate manifesto. Just a kitten with zero respect for legacy storage.
nom nom →
INCIDENT STATUS
CATONLINE
FLOPPYDAMAGED
TESLAEATEN*
*allegedly
